thetripbeginswithakiss:

In this galaxy, there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that… and perhaps more, only one of each of us.

But why is kirk holding a giant dick in the first gif? I know I’m not the only one to see it.

He’s about to club that man in the doorway with it.  It’s very Clockwork Orange.

(Source: trekuniverse)

steampunktendencies:

“The White & Black Knights” 1911 A1 .45 Autos

by Mike Dubber Engraving Studio

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

All I have to offer you is Tesla fighting a Yeti.

This is Tesla being pitted against a yeti by Edison, if that’s any help.

(via deersu)

catbountry:

juryrig:

i’m not going to say that dc comics is good or just or that as an institutional project it was even worth it but this image is one of the beautiful things that can come out of mainstream comics: this ape with a bandolier and a beret very much wants to love and fuck this brain in a jar. that’s canon. god bless america

It is also a gay relationship.

Another reason I got out of DC: prior to the new reboot, Gorilla Grodd beat Monsieur Mallah to death with the Brain.  Now in the New 52 Mallah works with Grodd for some reason.  Yeah that makes total sense.

catbountry:

juryrig:

i’m not going to say that dc comics is good or just or that as an institutional project it was even worth it but this image is one of the beautiful things that can come out of mainstream comics: this ape with a bandolier and a beret very much wants to love and fuck this brain in a jar. that’s canon. god bless america

It is also a gay relationship.

Another reason I got out of DC: prior to the new reboot, Gorilla Grodd beat Monsieur Mallah to death with the Brain.  Now in the New 52 Mallah works with Grodd for some reason.  Yeah that makes total sense.

youjustrealized:

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hazedolly:

a4 by BJD Pets (pets.evethecat.com) on Flickr.

The price of this doll gives me the biggest sad.

hazedolly:

a4 by BJD Pets (pets.evethecat.com) on Flickr.

The price of this doll gives me the biggest sad.

(via allthesmallthingsminiatures)

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